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- Mom here?
- Yeah. She's in the kitchen.
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Who's got your nose? Who's got it?
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Good way to make your kid feel safe.
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Tell her parts of her body
can get yanked off.
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Hey there, neighbor! How's school?
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It was like work, but without the money.
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I got news for you. So is work.
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So, what brings you around?
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I was on my way home to Dad's,
but then I remembered... Dad's there.
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Dad and his third degree.
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"Where were you? Who were you with?
What were you doing?"
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Ooh, man. You'd think he's your father.
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Then Barbra Jean's "reallys" start.
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"Where were you really?
Who were you really with?
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How does the CD player really work?"
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Maybe she's just naturally inquisitive.
You know, like a chimp.
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Look, they're just
a little on edge right now,
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what with your father tryin'
to sell his practice
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and tryin' to get this golf thing going.
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Well, I wish they would stop.
I can't keep hanging out at the library.
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I'm getting a bad reputation.
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- You want me to talk to them about it?
- Ah, they wouldn't listen.
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They might. I'll bring them some bananas.
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[theme song playing]
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[Reba] Hey, hey.
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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♪ With gentle hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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Cheyenne, you will never believe
what happened to me today.
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What?
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I got asked to appear on The Huddle!
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The team's cable TV show!
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{\an8}Oh, you mean that goofy thing
on, like, channel 2,000?
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{\an8}- It's channel 200.
- Oh.
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{\an8}And it's not goofy. It's very prestigious.
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{\an8}I'm the only rookie that's
been asked to appear on it.
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{\an8}Oh! Hey! Look at you, Mr. Big Shot!
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{\an8}- It's 'cause you've been playing so well.
- That's true.
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{\an8}And, because you're hot.
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{\an8}No.
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{\an8}Well, I mean, yeah,
but that's not the only reason.
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{\an8}The team is startin'
this big marketing campaign
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{\an8}to have more families come to games,
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{\an8}and I'm one of the few players
with a family.
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{\an8}We are so lucky we got pregnant
in high school.
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{\an8}Oh, yeah!
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{\an8}- I haven't even told you the coolest part.
- What?
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{\an8}They asked me
to have you come on the show.
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Cheyenne! We're both
gonna be on a TV show!
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[both laugh]
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[B.J.] I am gonna get you so ready
for that TV show.
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I can't do this.
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We're just talking about it
and I feel like I'm about to throw up.
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They say, if you're nervous,
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you should picture the people
in their underwear.
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- I don't recommend it.
- No?
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I always lose my train of thought
when I do that.
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- Barbra Jean.
- Yes. Sorry. Anyway...
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Believe me, the best thing to do
when you're nervous is to talk slowly.
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You should talk so slowly,
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you think it... sounds... weird.
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Okay...
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Why do I have to be there?
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Okay? I'm not on the team.
I'm just your hot wife!
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They're supposed to show me
up in the stands
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looking nervous when you get hurt!
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[gasps]
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I can't believe you don't want to do this!
You love having people look at you.
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Yeah, Van, look at me.
Not ask me questions. Okay?
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I was on the drill team,
not the debate club.
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Okay. It's okay.
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- Hey! How's rehearsal going?
- Great. Great.
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- Go ahead, Barbra Jean.
- Okay.
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- Ask me a question.
- [B.J.] All right. [clears throat]
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So, Van, how do you balance
your career with your family life?
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After all, you have a fairly large
extended family, don't you?
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- Well--
- Not yet.
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I understand that
your father-in-law is remarried.
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Talk about his new wife.
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Can I take a crack at that one?
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Okay. All right. [clears throat]
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- Cheyenne's turn.
- Oh, God.
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Cheyenne, how has your life
changed since Van turned pro?
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Move. Move.
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Barbra Jean, you don't ask
a pretty blond hard questions.
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You just admire them.
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Speaking of pretty blonds, where's Brock?
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Oh, upstairs. Brock!
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Oh, wow, Barbra Jean,
you got a new wall fairy?
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Well, I had to.
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Everybody knows fairies
hang out in threes.
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Jeez, Barbra Jean! When you yell
like that, you sound just like--
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Hey, Reba.
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But you sure do scoot
when you're called for, huh?
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So, what's up?
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Oh, nothin'. I was just at work today,
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and Eugene was talking about
you selling your practice.
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He was saying that it must be
kind of a tense time for you.
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Yeah, well, you can tell weasel boy
to mind his own business.
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[laughing] Oh, I did.
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But not before I made a bet with him,
that even if things are tense,
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that you two aren't
givin' Kyra a hard time.
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- You aren't, right?
- [B.J.] Okay.
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What is this really about?
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My, you are inquisitive, aren't you?
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Shoot, I meant to bring you a banana.
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Okay. Wait a second. What happened?
Did Kyra complain about somethin'?
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No. Kyra wasn't complaining.
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Then, why'd you come over here
like there's some big problem to solve?
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- Didn't say problem.
- Good. 'Cause there's not.
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The only problem is if we let Kyra
play us against each other.
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Right. And every time Kyra says boo,
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you can't rush over here
to make sure we're good parents.
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Didn't rush.
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You're the one who said it's important
we present a united front, Reba.
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I know! I know! Man, I wish
I'd have brought a banana.
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If I ran church, I'd have food there.
Candy and hamburgers.
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You'd probably have a big church.
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And soda. And I'd have TVs
all over the place.
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And video games,
and it would only be five minutes long.
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[laughs]
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That's the same way
you said you'd run school.
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That's the way I'd run everything.
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Hey, wait up. We're going, too.
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Cheyenne and Elizabeth
are gettin' dressed.
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You're going to church?
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Wait a minute. What'd you do wrong?
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Nothing. Church is just
a good family thing to do.
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Oh, this is for that show thing
he's going on.
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Show? What show?
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Oh, right. [chuckling]
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That TV thing. Jake, go grab the camera.
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Mrs. H, I want you to take
some pictures of us praying.
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[knocking at door]
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What? What?
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Oh. Going to church? Good.
'Cause you got plenty to confess, sister.
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If you don't change your tone,
that might be true.
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Dang it, Reba. We're not supposed to
let her play us against each other.
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Family, can't all this ugliness wait
until after we've worshipped the Lord?
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Brock, what are you babbling about?
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Kyra and our united front.
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It undermines our authority
if you let her do things like this.
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Things like what?
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She can't come here in the middle of
the night just because I yelled at her.
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What? Kyra's not here.
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Okay, everybody just calm down.
Are you sure she's not at your house?
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Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh!
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Calm down, calm down, calm down.
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Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
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No, she's not at our house.
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Maybe she got up early
and went to a friend's.
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Reba, I've been up since 5:00! She had to
have left in the middle of the night.
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What about her boyfriend, huh?
That Scott kid! I will kill that kid.
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- All right, what's his home number?
- Um...
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What if they ran away to Vegas?
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Who knows Scott's home phone number?
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- 555-0165.
- That's it! Call him!
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- 555...
- 0165.
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- [all] Kyra!
- [B.J.] Oh, my gosh.
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Come here, honey!
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Oh, you are in big trouble!
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Oh, my sweet baby!
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It's busy. I'm gonna keep calling.
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I'm sorry. Okay? I came in
when everybody was asleep
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and slept in my old room.
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Without telling anyone?
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Do you have any idea
how scared we all were?
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You little knuckle-bunny!
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Thanks for makin' me sweat
right through my church clothes!
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- Oh, come here anyway!
- Church clothes?
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I jumped over a fire hydrant
in my jammies.
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Okay, Kyra. Funny joke.
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Now, here's what you've won.
You are grounded.
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You are big-time, super-sized,
new-and-improved grounded.
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When you come home from school,
you go to your room.
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When you leave your room,
you go to school. That's it.
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That's not fair.
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This wasn't fair.
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Now you go home.
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You see, Reba?
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This is what I was trying
to explain to you the other day.
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She's just doing this
to make us look like bad parents.
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But we are not bad parents.
In fact, we are really good parents.
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And despite how this little stunt makes
it look, we are totally on top of things.
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Yeah!
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Where's Henry?
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[door slams]
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Come on, Jake. We've got
two more people to pray for.
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[Van] Whoa! [giggles]
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We're on the set. Isn't this exciting?
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It doesn't match my clothes, Van.
Let's go.
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No, come on. There's nothing to it.
You're gonna do fine.
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Just remember what Barbra Jean said.
[slowly] Talk...
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It doesn't matter how I talk because
I'm not gonna talk!
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...slow.
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Cheyenne!
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Free doughnuts.
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We've arrived.
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There's our rising star!
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Van Montgomery. Welcome
to The Huddle. I'm Nick Marrone.
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Whoa! Mad Dog Marrone.
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It is an honor to meet you, sir.
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Oh, this is my wife, Cheyenne.
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- Cheyenne, it's nice to meet you.
- [laughs nervously]
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Can I get you anything
before we get started?
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Scotch?
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00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:14,298
Think we've got enough snacks
for the Van and Cheyenne show?
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00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:16,801
Yup. Man, they are so lucky.
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Don't you think it would be cool
to be on a TV show?
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00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:21,722
A TV show? Nah.
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00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,975
I think it'd be cool to be a singer.
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There you go.
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You take all that in the living room,
and I'll bring the drinks.
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- Hey, Mom.
- Hey! You here to see the big show?
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Wait a minute, aren't you supposed to
go directly home after school?
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I'll just tell Colonel Klink
I took the scenic route.
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[laughs sarcastically]
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00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:44,161
Sorry, Kyra, but I'm with
Colonel Klink on this one.
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You scared the heck out of us
the other night.
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If you'd have woke me up when
you got here, things would be different.
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- But you handled this all wrong.
- I know. I said I was sorry.
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You know, the thing that kills me is that
you did it knowing you'd get caught.
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You did it deliberately.
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00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:03,889
- No, I didn't.
- Oh, come on, Kyra. You're not stupid.
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You knew, when they found out, that your
father and Sergeant Schultz would freak.
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I planned on waking up early
and going back before they got up.
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Yeah, right.
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Like I did the other times.
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- What?
- Forget it. I'll just go home.
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No, no, no. Sit down.
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Are you saying you've come over
in the middle of the night before?
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Yes. Okay? I have.
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Sometimes I just can't take the fighting
and I need to get out of there.
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What are you saying?
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That they fight with you so much
that you feel like you have to run away?
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Honey, is that what's happening?
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No.
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They fight with each other.
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Oh.
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I I ...just can't stand listening to it.
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It was two o'clock in the morning,
and they were still yelling in their room.
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I just had to get out of there.
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When they come out of the theme music,
they're gonna cue me.
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Then it's our ball to run with.
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How you feeling, Cheyenne? You nervous?
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Um...
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That's, uh... That's me on the monitor.
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Oh, my God.
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Uh, I... I look, um...
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I look great.
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[laughs]
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Van. Van, check it out.
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Look how goofy your head looks.
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It's huge! [laughing]
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I look great.
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- Van? Van, honey? Honey?
- [theme music plays on TV]
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- You okay, buddy boy?
- [music ends]
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Welcome to The Huddle.
I'm your host, Nick "Mad Dog" Marrone.
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My very special guest today
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is rookie stand-out linebacker
and tight end, Van Montgomery.
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Welcome, number 88.
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[slowly] Hello. [echoing]
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We're, uh...
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We're also very excited to have
Van's lovely wife here with us today.
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- Cheyenne.
- Oh, hello, Nick.
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It's great to be here with you.
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And with all you wonderful
Houston fans. [chuckles]
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Go, ThunderBears!
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[snarling playfully]
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- All right, Cheyenne.
- Yeah!
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You're the first player's wife
we've had on this show.
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Well, I guess that makes me
a rookie, too, Nick.
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[laughs forcefully]
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So, Van, I know a lot of our viewers
with families are just wondering
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how you manage to balance
the responsibilities
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of professional athlete and father.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
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I got her pregnant.
Uh, I play football. That's it.
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[chuckles nervously, exhales]
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Uh, well, Nick, Van is actually
incredible at both jobs.
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He gives it all he has
on the playing field
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and all he has at home.
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You know, even after a tough practice,
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he still comes home
and reads Elizabeth her bedtime stories.
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- Is that true, Van?
- Oh, well... [chuckling nervously]
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[spluttering] I...
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- Why don't we take a phone call?
- [Cheyenne] Okay.
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You're on the air with rookie sensation
number 88, Van Montgomery.
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[woman on speaker] It's so nice to see
a player who's a nice family man.
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Cheyenne, I love your hair.
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Where do you get it cut?
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That is so sweet. [chuckles]
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Actually, I get it cut
at Salon Verona on Fair Oaks.
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Now that you've given them a plug,
I'm sure they're cut it for free.
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Oh, really?
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Well, in that case, I buy all of
my clothes at Donna's Outlet on Oak.
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I got her pregnant.
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Back to the phones.
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You're in The Huddle with
Van and Cheyenne Montgomery.
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[man on speaker] Yeah, hey!
I think Van is a lucky guy.
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I mean, he has a beautiful wife
who's so supportive of him.
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Well, makeup! I'm blushing! [laughs]
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That's so nice!
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Well, you shouldn't be.
That guy was right on the mark.
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Oh, Nick. Thank you.
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- Let's take another call.
- Okay.
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You're on the air with,
uh, Cheyenne Montgomery.
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[B.J. on speaker] I understand that Van's
father-in-law is remarried?
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Talk about his new wife.
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[sighs] Let's go ahead
and save that one for Oprah, lady.
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So, Van, you sure seem
like a guy who just has it all.
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I mean, you have a beautiful wife,
wonderful child.
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Tell us all what it's like to be a guy
who's on top of the world.
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[gasping]
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- Hey.
- Oh, did you see it?
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- If you didn't, I taped it.
- Yeah, I saw it.
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Good job on coaching them.
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Unbelievable. Kyra's 15 minutes late.
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You know what that means?
No TV for the rest of the week.
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Well, that's great. Then she can just
sit in the kitchen and stare at me.
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- Actually, she's over at my house.
- What?
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She's not supposed to go
anywhere after school. She's grounded.
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I know that, Brock.
Maybe we oughta talk about that.
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About you undermining our authority?
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Neato. Let's do talk about that.
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Look, what Kyra did the other night
was wrong. We all get that.
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Kyra gets that.
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But maybe it wouldn't be a bad thing if
she had some place to go to to chill out.
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Oh, boy. How mad would you have been
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if I'd suggested something like that
when she was living with you?
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[chuckles] Touché. But the point is,
she's over at my house.
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No, Reba.
No, I don't think it's a good idea.
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Now, would you please
go ask Kyra to come home?
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Pronto.
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You're not the only one who speaks French.
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I don't think I'm willing to do that.
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At least not until we talk about this.
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We have talked about it! Wha--
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What is going on? What is she telling you?
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- I really can't say.
- Why not?
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Because she--
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Just because.
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Well, gee! I thought
you wanted to talk, Reba.
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Touché back at ya!
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She says that you guys yell at each other.
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[laughing]
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Us? Oh... Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's believable.
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Barbra Jean, I'm not trying
to get in your business here.
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Well, it's not true.
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The biggest argument we have is
who loves the other one more.
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I win.
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- Barbra Jean.
- No, we don't yell.
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- It's okay.
- We don't yell!
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I think it's hard for her to listen to.
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Maybe because, you know, how it was
in the end between Brock and me.
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Well, it's not like that with us, Reba.
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It's always funny when we yell.
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[chuckles] Yeah.
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We've sure been laughing a lot
around here lately.
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I just want my daughter to feel safe.
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And she does feel safe.
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Why are we even talking about this?
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Barbra Jean, if she's feelin'
like she felt the other night
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and can't come to my house,
she's gonna go somewhere.
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And I don't think
I'm gonna let that happen.
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So, what are we saying here?
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[sighs] I'm gonna tell her she's allowed
to come to my house when she needs to
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as long as she tells you.
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Fine. 'Cause she won't need to.
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I mean, she's just makin'
a mountain out of a molehill.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go check on the pot roast.
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It's Kyra's favorite, although I bet
she tells you she hates it.
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You always think the kids
don't hear it, you know?
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Yeah.
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Well, tell her it's fine with me.
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Okay.
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By the way,
she really does hate pot roast.
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Yeah, me too.
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[closing theme music playing]